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/* This next test is very dangerous.
 * To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death,
 * smooth jazz will be deployed in three. Two. One.
*/

/*
Isaac Asimovs Three Laws of Robotics
    A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
*/

SmoothJazz smoothJazz = new SmoothJazz();
smoothJazz.deploy();

00707
00.007.

/* This is the part where he kills us */

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